Executive Decision-Maker

Instructions

Use this form whenever a particularly thorny issue arises to answer your "yes or no" questions. For instance, do we need to screw the employees, or should we raise our employee health coverage premiums again? Simply enter in the question and receive a definitive (albeit arbitrary) answer. Note: this application is only intended for use by senior-level management. The Executive Decision-Maker is far too powerful to be trusted in the hands of proles.

Latest poll: Will there be another organizational shuffle before the end of the year?