Waiter, There's a Fly....

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"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

"Don't worry; it's not hot enough to burn him."

"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

"Don't worry. The frog will surface any minute now."

"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

"Enjoy him. We've got plenty more."

"Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!"

"I know, but unfortunately we're out of turtle."

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

"It's all right, sir, there's no extra charge."

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

"No, sir, that's the essential vitamin bee."

"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

"Now there's a fly who knows good soup."

"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

"Shhh...everybody will want one."

"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

"Sir, if you wanted him with the main course, why didn't you just say so?"

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

"That's possible; our chef used to be a tailor."

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

"Those damned flies, they'll eat anything, sir!"

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

"Don't worry; it's not hot enough to burn him."

"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

"We can serve it separately if you prefer."

"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

"What do you expect for a dollar? A silkworm?"

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

"What? Only one?"